Chicago Friends...
... who drink whiskey, bourbon, scotch or gin. I need your help.

Please drink up and give me your empty bottles. I will be happy to pick them up, or come over and help you finish a bottle(s). You are also invited to help drink mine empty. Currently, I have Woodford Reserve, Four Roses, and J.W. Somethingorother.

I need many bottles, I estimate in upwards of about 40-60. Clear bottles. Amber bottles. Brown bottles. Old bottles. New bottles. EMPTY BOTTLES!

I've hit up a few local bars and pubs and am hoping they'll hold some for me but most likely I'll be pilferring their trash bins. Ummmm, me in the trash... FOUL! and highly unusual, but it should be considered "romantic" for those in the know about such things.

So, next time you go to a party or are at a bar and I happen to come across your mind (I know it happens) just as someone is getting ready to toss a bottle... please.

Much thanks.

Also, call me before tossing any boas or feathery type items.